I mean, I know it’s actually quite a serious story, and there’s a sad element for pet lovers, and a potentially serious element for future home owners, but still, it’s a damn funny headline:
Exploding dogs pose no threat to estate houses: Minister
The Northern Territory Government is confident it will not have any problems building a housing estate across the road from a crematorium in Darwin where a dead dog exploded on Wednesday night.
Exploding cats on the other hand … they’ll kill you every time …